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>Teach a man to cook and he... can't fish, but teach a man to fish and he feeds himself and cooks.
>(You've ever heard that saying before? It's the classic saying:)
>when you- why-
>Teach man cook and he AAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAHHAAAHH.
>Teach man to cook and cook good not good he die starve, teach man fish not starve, cook and fish starve not.
>(...If you've heard that before.)
>Yes, cook man teach fish, fish fish cook and... h-hunger not.
>Hunger not when teach man cook, but hunger is starvi- starve when when fish not fish, not catch fish.
>Hook hook man fish catch, hook ba fis- fish man not, teach man fish feed lifetime.
>Teach man cook backward, fish egg bacon... fry pan... egg... flip. Fry pan egg flip not.
>When egg flip fry pan bacon... bacon charred.
>Bacon flip. Egg flip. NOOOOOOOOO.
>Fry pan egg, egg fry pan, egg fry pan not fish man fry.
>Fry pan fish egg, egg bacon.
>Man feed fish egg lifetime, but fish... man... cook starved. Bacon. Egg.
>Fish Laugh Love? F-Fish Laugh Love!
>Teach man cook fish ha-AAAHHHHH.
>Fish Laugh Love everyone. *prayer emoji*
>[Brain rewired]
>(...)
>Cook bacon. Oopsies.
>(...)
>Bacon cook, egg next!
>Bacon, stay. Egg, egg flip NOOO!
>Egg, egg bacon, bacon egg, bacon egg cheese, BLT, bacon lettuce... egg... tomato!
>Bacon flip, egg next! Bacon tomato flip!
>Bacon? Bacon next, bacon flip? Bacon-ba-ba-bacon bacon flip?
>Bacon flip, bacon flip, egg cook?!
>Bacon in a blanket, no more.
>Ok bacon flip bacon flip, bacon flip, hah-ha-ha-fffffffufuuu bacon flip, bacon flip. BACON FLIP BACON FLIP BACON FLIP BACON FLIP BACON FLIP BACON FLIP. BACON FLIP!
>Cook cook, bacon cook bacon cook, cook bacon YEEESSS! YEEEEEESSS!
