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>*urp* Excuse me. Umm...look, can you pass me those Drumsticks coated with a heaping helping of LARD? You see, I am a fat disgraceful fuck after all and I need the SUSTENANCE that will bring me nearer to a full blown heart attack. *Belches obnoxiously*. Cookies? Yeah, I guess, but just shove those CALORIES down my throat, would you please