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Bros, I am a disgruntled chumbud here to lodge a formal complaint on /Gura's Got Guns/ about the state of Gura's promises, since this is clearly the most effective way to do so.
Two cybersexes per year are too few! What am I, a monk? I think the amount should be increased to four and distributed on a seasonal basis on the following nights:
>Spring Valentine's
>Summer Festival
>Autumn Halloween
>Winter Christmas Eve
I think this would result in both Gura and Chumbies (forma real) being happier. Renewing our Eros, intimate love, with the passing of the seasons will ensure that our romantic relationship endures for years to come.