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JIMINY JILLICKERS!! O-OPPENHEIMER-SAMA?!??! You're HERE?!?!? And you have made a NEW DISCOVERY?!?! You have SPLIT the SPERM!??!?! You have cut it OPEN and removed ALL the POINTLESS ICKY GUNK and left just the GOOD stuff??!?! The GOOD stuff containing ALL the GENETIC INFORMATION REQUIRED FOR FERTILISATION??!?! That means now you can add MORE CUM to CUM and CONDENSE the GOOP to make it FAR FAR FAR MORE POTENT, making EACH SPERM CELL able to IMPREGNATE ANY SHU WITH 100% CERTAINTY!??!? YIPPEEEEE!! I'M GONNA SIGN UP FOR CLINICAL TRIALS RIGHT NOW!! HUUUUHHH??! There's a RISK involved?!? When the DNA PASSES from the SPERM CELL to the EGG, SOME of the SPERM'S WALLS will BREAK OFF and HIT the OTHER SPERM CELLS, thereby CAUSING THEM to fall APART due to you having REMOVED MOST of their PROTECTION, causing a CHAIN REACTION and KILLING ALL THE SPERM!??!?!? NO NO NO NO!!! But WAIT! IF you were to cause a SPERM GENOCIDE in MY TESTICLES, * GULP * that would mean.... !!! I WOULD BE RENDERED COMPLETELY STERILISED ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! And to keep the CHAIN REACTION GOING I WOULD HAVE TO KEEP PRODUCING SPERM, MEANING THAT I WOULD HAVE TO GOON FOR EVERY SECOND OF THE REST OF MY LIFE!!! I WOULD BE KILLING MY DISGUSTING POTENTIAL CHILDREN AND ALSO BE PLEASURING MYSELF NON-STOP UNTIL THE DAY I DIE WITHOUT THE RISK OF EVER GETTING SHU PREGNANT BY ACCIDENT!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!! I AM BECOME COOMER, DESTROYER OF MY SEED!!!
