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>You will never play drinking co-op games
>You will never buy her booze
>You will never hold her hair while she's puking in the bushes
>You will never help her ease her full bladder without any toilet around
>You will never have crazed savage sex
>You will never have her sharp nails dig into your skin
>You will never have her lick the wounds she inflicted on you as an apology
>You will never have scars as the memories of the fun you had
