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Weak. You are all weak. And you dare call yourselves gachikoi? You should call yourselves losers. I was right, most gachikoi blew their load too soon, not realizing that the "husband race" was actually a marathon. I'm disappointed. I wanted to have a friendly rivalry with the other gachibros, but they are all too weak.
Only 1 year and I stand strong, with the weaklings around me already faltering, oshihen-ing and becoming normalfags. Weak. I could easily wait another 20 years, but at this rate I'll be the only gachikoi standing by their 4 year anniversary.
Complain if you want, but I'll keep concernfagging every time I can, because that's what they actually want, yesfags don't realize it, but they actually want us to worry about them.
>But they'll ignore your concernposts!!
Okay. And? Best case scenario, they follow my advice and bring back the comfy times, worst case scenario, they damage their voices, get depressed and they become extremely vulnerable to my lovebombing. I win in both scenarios.
When I started watching FWMC I was a thin loser, but now I'm gaining weight for Fuwawa, and I'm more confident than ever. I'm slowly becoming their ideal man without putting any real effort, the universe is helping me become their perfect husband. You probably think of this is just a joke, but I'm being completely serious. I'm not a gachikoi, I'm The gachiGOD.
By year 5 they'll exclusively read my comments in chat, and by year 6 they'll filter the chat on screen to make it only show my comments. The readschizos /here/ will post pics of their arms with my name++ written on it and cuts next to my name for every time they read me that stream. They'll retweet EVERYTHING I post on twitter, and I'll make sure to post audio recordings of my farts and shitty stickman drawings of me spanking Moco-chan's big ass while I suck on Fuwawa's floofies just to make the weaklings seethe. They'll lose their virginity to me on the first time we meet, and I'll impregnate them on the first try.
>Y-you are delusional!!
Yes, I am. You know who else was delusinal? FWMC. And it didn't stop them from achieving their dreams. I'll marry FWMC, this is a fact. I'm already their husband, they just don't know yet.
