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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING OSHI. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING OSHI. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY FOUR CHANNEL DOT COM. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. NOW HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. *BOOM*. THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. LOOK IT IT'S LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LAZER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO FURTHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YAGOO? I'M PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU'VE GOT 23 HOURS UNTILL THE PISS DRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
