>>3703265Cancel everything and go to the spa. She deserves to wake up the next day well rested and refreshed. I feel bad whenever she's too tired and sleeps on the floor. Also maybe go enjoy poutine and Tim Hortons considering I'm too poor to ever go to Canada. Also use the Cintiq Wacom since I'm never seeing one again.
Oh and also search her PC for her porn stash. I know she has a juicy one.
I would feel too guilty to do anything sexual. Serious. I just want to do the best I can for her in that bizarre situation.