Elfd.com drops another banger - Chaste elf can´t please her husband, so he bangs the halfigger!
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Movies starring elves are scarce, and the few that exist constantly recycle the same tropes. Elf adventurer? She gets raped by a bunch of disgusting goblins. Elf princess? She's saved by a hero, or raped by goblins. Elf marriage? In a dimly lit room, with overly romantic undertones, we get a stiff but true to elves scene of lovemaking, or the guy gets cucked by a band of ugly goblins breaking in.
Perhaps there isn't much necessity for experimentation, given that these tropes are tried and tested. This was at least my perception of Elven porn before Gokkukueen recommended me this absolute gem of a studio:
Elfd.com. While most of the content on the site is pretty standard, my fascination with it begins with the Halfie and interracial categories. I was not well versed in the anatomy of elves, so when I learned that half-elves had bodies befitting the trade, I was immediately hooked. In particular, I found my favorite elven actress: Sheinui Flame, the chocolate goddess. The first film I saw from this actress was 'Elven companion fucks her adventurer after a Whole Journey', but
Elfd.com gave way to what I consider an instant classic of porn; Pureblood elf husband can´t get it up for his wife, so he breeds the halfigger maid.
Like most Elven pornos, there is a long intro with expository scenes, you know elves make a great deal of context before the ass plapping, but I think it worked to great effect. First we get a shot of a framed picture where the actress, a nameless maiden, and her husband, are standing together in cheap wedding outfits -can't say it's an issue really, they're not here to break the bank but break some back holes- and then we see them in bed, with the husband weeping into his hands. The issue is stated very clearly, and rather robotically as well, but hey, it's fucking porn, not Shakespeare.
"I'm sorry you can't get it up for my slim body." The actress says. Stiff, but again, it's just porn dialogue. We get a little more conversation before she leaves and the maid comes in to make the bed. That maid, is Flame herself, in a skimpy french maid outfit that let us see that fat chocolate ass peek from above. She thank makes fun of the husband for being unable to fuck his wife, but then makes the fatal mistake of bending over right before him!
Everything else plays out as you'd expect it to, but what makes this a special piece, is the chemistry between the actors, and oh my god, of course I didn't forget you goonerheads! The male is none other than the legendary Aaron E. Muns! His performance in other films such as Lonely Housewife Tastes True Love and True Cock, as well as Fiercely Fucking a Fantastic Foxy Foxhole set the bar high enough, and he did not disappoint.
What's funny about it to me is that Aaron is not an elf, much less a pure blooded one (the way his cock reaches his belly button is something only he could pull off), so they glued some dollar store ears to his head and called it a day. Great choice thoughbeit! I know he's too good of a performer to not employ.
