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>Who are safer Livers; blue dragons or purple dragons?
>Well, according to a new survey, 55% of anons feel that purple dragons are most responsible for minor stealth suspensions, while 78% blame blue dragons for most terminations.
>Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 2% because the math was done by a purple dragon.
>*Mix of laughter and booing*
>For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that that joke was written by a purple dragon.
>Now you don't know what the hell to do, do you?
>*laughter*
>Nah, I'm just kidding, we don't hire purple dragons.
>*Uproarious laughter*
Gave up on the ethnicity thing, just went with their hair color.
