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You know what I heard about Axel?
Axel likes marshmallows.
Icky, spongy, fluffy, ugly marshmallows!
That's why I'm not friends with him.
Axel has a cute singing voice.
I heard him singing my favorite Acid Black Cherry song.
Every time he sang the chorus, my heart would pound to the rhythm of the words.
But he likes marshmallows.
That's why I'm not friends with him.
One time, I hurt my leg really bad.
Axel helped me up and took me to the nurse.
I tried not to let him touch me.
He likes marshmallows, so his hands are probably gross.
That's why I'm not friends with him.
Axel has a lot of friends.
I always see him talking to people.
He probably talks about marshmallows.
What if his friends start to like marshmallowss too?
That's why I'm not friends with him.
It doesn't matter if he has other hobbies.
It doesn't matter if he keeps it private.
It doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt anyone.
It's gross.
He's gross.
The world is better off without marshmallow lovers.
And I'm gonna tell everyone.
