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>Get called to the principal's office. No idea why.
>Principal's name is Motoaki Tanigo, but everybody calls him YAGOO for some reason.
>Enter his office. He motions me to sit down.
>He starts speaking in broken English. Have a hard time understanding what he's saying.
>Hear a faint slurping sound whenever he pauses.
>Realize it's coming from the direction of his desk.
>Notice an ahoge bobbing under his desk.