>>97401244There once was a fool named Tuffnar the Brown,
A loudmouth who stumbled into our town.
He bragged of his might with a swagger so crass,
But his sword was as dull as his wit, alas.
Then strode in Shondo, a maiden so sly,
With a tongue sharp enough to make grown men cry.
She sneered, “Oh, Tuffnar, you stench-ridden swine,
Your boasts are as worthless as rotgut wine.”
He puffed up his chest, all bluster and noise,
“I’m king of all fighters, the terror of boys!”
Shondo just cackled, her blade flashing fast,
“Your king’s a jest, and your reign won’t last.”
Their steel clashed loud in the village square,
Tuffnar flailed hard, but hit only air.
