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https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/525845b1-eb16-434b-b2d1-aa8e97406b90-channel_offline_image-1920x1080.png>CASPURR>Catacini is known for eating things that make his tummy wummy hurty worty. He is particularly fond of chilidogs, or hotdogs in general. He also likes murder. His unique psychopathic tendencies make him the perfect specimen to be a live streamer.>Allegations>are coming out from anonymous sources that the world famous musical group known as "The Froggersons" are actually toads, despite their long held assertion that they are a band of frogs. Their die hard fanbase of frogs have been calling for a 23andme test of the members of "The Froggersons" to clear their names. Collin Sheperd Croakson had this to say, "We are not, and have never been, toads.">CATACINI IS A BABY??!!>Recent developments reveal that Caspurr Catacini is a baby. Not only is he a baby, but he is also Scottish for some reason. The psychological attacks from his viewers were too much for him to handle. What initially started out as a joke has manifested itself as reality, somehow changing the physical DNA of Caspurr Catacini to morph into a baby. Is this deevolution? Or is this perhaps the next step in humnanity's [sic] evolution? To become a baybeh mind [sic] help us answer questions we didn't know we even had...>M.E.O.W HQ>in turmoil as the resident opurratives rise up as a response to the lack of snacks ebing [sic] provided. Caspurr Catacini has failed to share even one bite of his snackies with the opurratives, and they have ahd [sic] enough. Is this the end of the secret organization...>ANTNATION has been spotted crossing the borders of the backyard into M.E.O.W. headquarters. This has been the direct result of Caspurr Catacini's appaling [sic] negligence in cleaning the crumbs off of his work station.>Rumors say that he even spilled piping hot udon on his keyboard. This pure and unadulterated filth has lead [sic] to a quarantine to be called by the opurratives. A level 4 lockdown has been put into place as the sanitation division of M.E.O.W is sent into Caspurr's room. Unfortunately, only one will survive it. 