>>17074719Now that we got that out of the way, here's the history channel version
>An ancient alien being is in search of potentially intelligent life.>His mission is spread his wisdom to as many species as possible, so that they may build wonderous utopias based on his idealogies.>For that reason and many more, he is called "The Architect".>And on the day he descended upon the primordial land of "virtual youtubers", he knew that he had found adequate followers when he saw a bunch of cavemen going "oooga booba" over statues of an obese cat woman. 