>>7840989Yo! What would you do if you were in an elevator and you RIPPED ASS? And you're like so fucking embarrassed, you're like alone in there with like a cute girl? When you think she's just like disgusted and wants to get out immediately, but she just like turns to you in the complete silence and like makes eye contact with you and just whispers like... "I knew it was you. Mmm, boy... smells pretty good. Whatcha cookin' in there? Ah, smells like a George Foreman omelette. I was gonna get off of the fifth floor, but i kinda wanna stay. What floor are you getting off on? Speaking of getting off..." Is that fucking Paul McCartney from the Beatles?!
