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Imagine Clio does a big subathon and takes a vacation to Turkey to visit the beaches. She comes back with her model all tanned up and starts doing a Byzantium world conquest. She plays super badly and goes "oops sorry guys my boyfriend is getting a bit handsy, so I can't focus on the game tee hee". Eventually she stops playing enterly while Constantinople is being siged down, as her KARA BOĞA has taken his concubine to bed for breeding.
Got hard just thinking about this, do you think she fingered herself while giving lectures about how Turks would go from village to village raping Christian women?