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just got some sad news that arthur abbot, beloved mayor of wvt, passed away last night.
according to sources, he consumed a deadly cocktail of charm and rizz and was found unresponsive in his hot top. cause of death ruled by police to be drowning in pussy.
i've been in contact with his sister and she promised she'd keep tweeting on his account to keep up appearances while a new Arthur is selected to replace him so as to not cause panic among his legions of fans
please say something nice about our fallen hero
