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This is now a 5'6" Amazon pasta thread.
>be a Japanese repairman
>5'6 amazon gaijin called me to fix something for the 5th time this month
>she yells at me in gaijin speak with a heart rate monitor strapped to her chest
>"YO WHAT'S UP MY MAN, YOU HERE TO FIX THE AC? BIG UPS MY DUDE"
>I don't understand
>hear screams from the other room
>"HAHA YOUR BOY'S NOT GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES"
>I just want to go home to my wife and child
>finish repairing the aircon and start to head out
>I'll send her an electronic invoice
>suddenly she appears behind me
>she's incredibly fast
>"OH MY MAN, YOU'RE DONE? THANKS FOR FIXING IT MY DUDE! HERE'S A FAT AKASUPA FOR YOU"
I hate this woman.
