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Looking for a wife that can do the bare minimum and occasionally show me affection. It doesn't have to be physical. Just tell me I'm a good boy and maybe reply to the 900+ unread dms I send you every few months.
Male or female. As long as you can wear a dress and maybe a hairband. Please, I grow increasingly desperate and I need to settle immediately. Otherwise I will not make it through Christmas.
