>>97707515>i am shrimpcat hi shrimpal>im sorry for the sudden space>i am so tired... knock on my door brb>my sibling wont leave me aloooone>just got home i havent even taken off my clothes or shoes>i didnt have time to lock them in the basement if you hear them in sorry>went to visit family today>tweeted that chicken picture from the bathroom>there's asmr tomorrow too, 2 in a row are you happy?>i dont really know what to talk about>before i even got home i tweeted "space in 5">got in my room, threw my jacket off and started space>once tried to lend makeup to a random girl in the bathroom and she walked away with it>my sister really likes to sing and she has a bad hat of breaking into song randomly and while we were waiting to get our boba, she starts singing the one flirty song from The Epic Musical and my other sister joined her>they got free food cause they sang so beautifully this is so anime why is puri not the MC tho
>i do join them when they sing if it's karaoke or something >nothing really happened today, i just tagged along >i am NOT the main character and i DONT have MC syndrome! even though im really beautiful and whimsical >my brother doesnt do anything aside from gaming and complaining>my parents arent really musically inclined >it's just my uncle and 2 of my sisters>im just bitter cause my brother made a mess that i have to go clean>all he does is game>it's the family space now!>do you guys wanna join my family? *giggles*HOW DOES SHE JSUT SAY STUFF LIKE THIS
>did i ever talk about how i like warm koolaid? how i microwave certain drinks?>what do you mean by drink koolaid together???>i like it when its lukewarm but not warm warm but kinda cold but not cold coldpuri is not aware of the poison koolaid
>what?? that's crazy... jonestown... it's like a reference!! i get it now>i had heard about drinking the koolaid, i thought it was about that one guy who was boiled in koolaid>that's what inspired me to microwave it and then i liked it>i get the pre made jugs of it and microwave it>i think you should try onions sauce on icecream>have you guys tried mustard an watermelon?>oatmeal and siracha is really good>im so tired im so tired...>you guys dont know real freaks like me>you talk about loving freaks but when the real freaks come out, now what? no what?>fries and fish sauce are really good to me>i accidentally made mustard gas one>i was a barista and i had to clean the bathroom and poured bleach not know what was there and it made mustard gas>yeah mustard and fries WHAT milkshare and fries yeyeyeah>i was not fired over that... i was fired over something else...>i dont think i am allowed to apply to any other barista job in my city>we were on closing shift and this one guy comes and ask a shot of everything in his coffee>rasperry hazelnut vanilla caramel >our manager saw us doing it and she was like you're not allowed to do that>he got the drink and drank it and was like this tastes like shit, im gonna go now>she was like it's not a strike but dont do it again>we did it again and made that for each other and that's how we got our first strike>my second strike was, i made butter... from milk using out blender>the milk as lowkey kinda getting bad>same manager game me a strike>then christmas time, we are not allowed to let customers pay for each other, but i did that>cause the person was like let me pay for the person behind me and i let them, and it kept happening, a chain of 9 cars paid for the person behind that>that was not a strike but you are not supposed to do that>then i let people pay for each other again on valentines day>what i ma gonna do be the whimsy destroyer?>it's such a dumb rule>then another time i was handling the bakery>i would never really make the drinks>it was rush hour so, i.. *giggles* i bagged a couple thing and went to help at the drive through>someone else kept doing the bagging but did not label the bags>that other manager that i dont like started yelling at me for the unlabelled bags >and i dont like when people yell at me so i yelled back at her and ended up cussing her>and the kid who did the mistake was new>and she was like "this is why we don't hire people like you" >and so i got fired *laughs*>now im not allowed to work at any other location...puri is way more trouble than i thought
>the dream is streaming fulltime>im not a very argumentative person but i dont like when people pick on others>i also dont listen when people say things so dont hire me i guess>i didnt want the milk to go to waste so i made butter >that was the last time i argued in public, 3 years ago>oh and i did burn somebody at that place once too!!>you know the thing you use to steam milk with? i burned somebody with that>that manager was tapping on my shoulder and saying this is now how you do it>so i lifted the thing so it burns her >it was an intrusive thoughtabsolute menace
