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> Be a foreman
> Have new guy show up first day on job
> Gets uncomfortably close to me, stares deeply into my eyes for a long time
> Is he into me? I'm not a fag or anything.
> Brags how he's no beginner
> Spends 20 minutes damaging the hydraulics on the new excavator while throwing dirt everywhere ineffectually
> Finally figures out he can move the bucket after like 45 minutes
> Cheers for himself after digging like a third of the trench shittily
> Runs up to me but says nothing while I froth in silent rage.
> Finally gets back in the damn excavator
> Now he can only move the bucket
> World's most popular excavator driver drops by and says hi, he doesn't even notice since he is trying to read the manual
> He forgets how to move bucket.
> Comes back again asking if he can be done. I stay silent since I am suffering apoplexy due to anger
> Almost manages to tip over excavator somehow
> Is this fucker doing what I think he's doing?
> He is isn't he?
> He wouldn't dare. Try me you little bitch
> Shitting myself with rage
> I'd beat this guy within an inch of his life but I'm on probation. Fuck I'm too old for this shit.
> He runs away and plays in the hole like a toddler
> I can't take it anymore and tell him he can leave I'll have to fix this mess
> Tell him he did /great/ sarcastically
> He says thank you is he autistic as well as complete retard?
> Go home and try to unwind. Have just the thing
