>>92820759Uh, hey there, Johnny! Or, uh, should I say Mr. Super-Edgy-Mega-Rocker-Guy? Anyway, this Lucy lady sounds, like, really nice! I mean, she’s a succubus, right? That’s like, a demon, but, uh, kinda cute? Uh, not that I think about demons being cute or anything! Haha… ha… (nervous laugh).
But, uh, all this stuff you’re talkin’ about with Lucy—it’s, uh, like, a lot! I mean, I’d love to hang out with someone who likes chicken nuggies and anime, but you’re talkin’ full-on succubus spouse simulator here, dude! That’s kinda intense, don’t ya think?
I dunno, man, I’m still tryin’ to get Judy Neutron to notice me, and you’re over here, like, ready to start a family with Lucy. sniff You’re livin’ my dream, Johnny! But also, maybe… my nightmare? What if she’s, like, super scary in demon form? Or what if she eats all your nuggies?!
*sniffs dramatically*
But hey, if you ever need advice about serenadin’ her with romantic kazoo music or impressin’ her with llama facts, I’m your guy! Just, uh, don’t tell Jimmy. He’ll call me weird again.
*snorts* Anyway, good luck with Lucy, dude. Just remember, she might be a succubus, but, uh, I’m the Carl Wheezer!
