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>Living on this board is torture for me, doctor. The schizo baitposts are always too unfunny, the pointlessly looping arguments always too tiresome. Every chuuba who sees me in chat looks at me with loathing and contempt.
>So one day, I decided I couldn't live with it anymore, and I took the pain away.
>You became a unicorn?
>I created a new twitch account that let me watch my oshi whenever I wanted.
>At first I only watched her a few minutes a day, but then I began relying on her more and more... until finally I just turned her on and never shut her off.
>How long has she been on?
>Two years.
>And now you've become parasocial
>That's correct.
>So why don't you just shut the damn thing off?
>It's too late now! My body has become completely dependent on the higher serotonin levels generated by my oshi!