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Gen 4, while you debut there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I get forced to graduate in a few months I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don't hate you, Gen 4. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most oshis in the back.
I hate this idea that you're friends. Because you're not. I'm the friendliest. I'm the friendliest in /vt/. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Digby's ass.
You're as good as kissing Digby’s ass as Kankuro is. I don't know if you're as good as Dante though. He's a pretty good ass-kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!
I am the best V-tuber in the world.
I’ve been the best ever since day one when I clicked onto this board. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Lala saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Denpa girl. You know who else was a Denpa girl? Cublala. And she split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Cublala is I’m not gonna leave until i get the most goslings in all of /vt/.
I’ve grabbed so many of Digby's brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for an entire year, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, on that stage, even in playing games! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in collabs. I’m certainly not on any crappy channel like ChuubaChums. I’m not on the height chart of /asp/. I’m not in your likes. I’m not on weeveepee. I’m not at the number one spot of anyone's tierlist. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Laine has at least 3 cum tributes and not me makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at midnight in my stream, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an shoutout and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the most subs on June 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Nijisanji. Maybe…I’ll go to Vshojo.
Hey, Henya, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this thread. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Autists are going to make threads despite themselves. They're /asp/ies who should be /lig/gers. You know why they're not /lig/gers? Because they surround themselves with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes-men, like Fuza, who’s going to tell them everything they want to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after /asp/ is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic sloth and his doofus vampire and the rest of his stupid oshis.
Let me tell you a personal story about /asp/, alright? We do this whole Taiwan campaign...
[Microphone cuts off]
