>>96662065>Find the Roberutomo (?) holostar cutie>tell her i love roberu because he's a funky nigga>perform the yoinkiest sploinkiest i can muster>she sees im definitely not Roberto but im the only dumbass that wont ever tell her that she's crazy for making a room for him>i get pussy, a hologf, a posible bae fan i can tell to split merch with and all i have to do is turn in on monster hunter once a weekThis is the easiest way to happiness. Obstacle number 1: getting to japan as a poorfag