>>2754515Thank you for reminding me of Officer Ray Sunshine from my drivers education course.
>inna' drivers course, about 50 kids in the room>it's day two, which means special guest officer sunshine is going to talk to us about road safety>officer sunshine barges into the room, introduces himself then slams a photo album onto a table>"THIS IS MY PERSONAL COLLECTION. IF YOU MESS UP ON THE ROAD I WILL ADD YOU TO MY ALBUM">the album is filled with car crash corpse photos>he made a point of telling us he took the pictures himself>he takes out a photo and places it onto a projector>the photo shows a crashed truck with a pair of disembodied hands still on the steering wheel>"HAD TO SCRAPE THIS GUY OFF THE HOOD">another photo, this one shows a wall that had been painted red when some guy went flying through his car window>"I THINK OF THIS GUY EVERY TIME I GRILL A STEAK">officer sunshine was so over the top we couldn't help but chuckle>"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? I WAKE UP AT NIGHT AND SMELL DEAD BABIES">everyone loses their shit and cracks up laughing>officer sunshine turns red and is then escorted out of the roomAnd to show what great confidence they had in our driving capability, the rest of the day was spent learning about the wonderful world of organ donation.
