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BY FULGUR'S BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! S-Shu-dono, you've acknowledged me as not just a CLOWN, but the WHOLE CIRCUS, so you're going to TRANSFORM me into a DEFORMED CARNIE!!?!?!?!! My name will be IRREVERSIBLY changed to KRUSTY THE FUCK, and I'll be the STAR of a new show where I can only be GANGBANGED GOOFY STYLE?!???!!! I-I'm gonna learn to JUGGLE YOUR TESTES while STROKING YOUR BALLOON ANIMAL!?!?!??? My INSANE CLOWN BUSSY will SQUIRT HARDER than a SELTZER BOTTLE after you fill me with CUSTARD CREAM PIES?!?!!?!! Then BOZO THE YAM will hop out of his COMEDICALLY SMALL CAR to SPRAY MY HONKERS with his SILLY STRING??!?!!! And for GRAND FINALE I'll be FORCE FED BIG MACS by RONALD MCDONALD on a high wire??!?!! Plus while all of this is going on, PENNYWISE will be there to morph into my WORST NIGHTMARES and TRAUMATIZE me while I'm FORCED to listen to THE COCONUT AFRO SCENE from MADAGASCAR 3 on a LOOP?!?!?!!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO, looks like I'm going to GET WHAT I FUCKING DESERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
