>>82903934Jail Hooman here. Everyone in jail buys packs of ramen noodles that they smash on the floor loudly to break the noodles into small spoon-able pieces. Later when you get your "tray" (3 complete meals served at 8 AM, noon, and 5 PM) they will take the Styrofoam container (the titular tray) then add water, Cheetohs, etc, then microwave them together and make a ramen soup. I've yet to determine if there is a higher cancer rate in inmates. Will report my findings later.
