>>50065686In the realm of sweet confection,
Where dreams and sugar find connection,
Lies a land so brightly grand,
The Candy Kingdom, it does stand.
A kingdom draped in saccharine delight,
Where candies twinkle, day and night,
Gingerbread houses and lollipop trees,
A world where sweetness floats on the breeze.
Within this land of sugared dreams,
A fashion trend, or so it seems,
The bloomers rise, a favored attire,
Comfort and charm, they do inspire.
Sir Cushionero Fannybottom declares,
With pride and elegance, he shares,
"Bloomers, the pinnacle of fashion's grace,
Combining comfort, cuteness, and noble embrace."
Generations of Fannybottom kin,
Crafted undergarments with passion within,
Lady Loomarie, a skilled hand divine,
Adorned the court with bloomers fine.
From the royal court to foreign shores,
Bloomers traveled, gaining more and more,
Lunaito sleepovers, customs true,
Spreading love for bloomers through and through.
Subatomo and Omarazu guests, so fair,
Found the bloomers' charm beyond compare,
The acrobatic circus band did roam,
Their exposure led to bloomers' global home.
In frigid lands, where winter winds blow,
Bloomers embraced, warmth to bestow,
PPT and ShishiLamy territories cold,
Bloomers, furs, and armor bold.
To the south, Moriji and Towa's domain,
Bloomers bring comfort without disdain,
Coolness in fabric, a luknight's pride,
A reminder of home, by their side.
Yet, amidst the bloomers' rise so grand,
Dissenting voices take their stand,
Bloomer supremacists, filled with pride,
Opposing panties, they deride.
Wealthy merchants and tradesmen's pleas,
Impose a tax on foreign linens with ease,
Pro-panty advocates, in bars they clash,
A quarrel born from too much brew to splash.
But amidst the clashes and minor fights,
The bloomers' popularity ignites,
Across Hololands, their sway expands,
The noble undergarment of many lands.
So let us raise a sweet salute,
To the Candy Kingdom, resolute,
A land of sugary dreams unfurled,
Where bloomers reign, a fashion world.
