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Take a moment to consider the ridiculous, absolutely comical nature of Alice's ass. Her dump truck hydraulics have no place on such a petite frame and bring up more questions than answers. Please peruse the following paradoxes posed by her posterior:
> Did she really need such a big butt?
> Is there a siren when she backs up?
> Damn girl she shits with that?
> What manner of fragrances mix and ferment in her cellar?
> Is she forklift certified?
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