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>be me
>wake up at 5pm
>go straight to the computer, where I will spend the rest of my day
>navigate from my Kiwi Farms home page and open 4chan
>struggle to find the search bar
>eventually succeed, type /pcg/ and enter the thread
>yell at my mom for some tendies
>frown at the fact that I'm the only anti online
>try and rile anons up in the most obvious way possible
>get found out in the first reply
>samefag to sell it
>more people are finding out
>triple down
>get my posts purged for offtopic
>time to change tactics, make up some bullshit about Pippa being some mastermind
>nobody is buying it
>get my posts purged again, now I'm banned
>ask my mom for her phone. Damn, I'll have to type slower
>get BTFO'd again and again
>get outmaneuvered, accidentally call jannies mods
>go and do my chores for some good boy points
>new thread
>same tactic
>I'm still typing with the same style
>I'm still reddit spacing on every line break
>I'm still calling putting a space between 'cuck' and 'post'
*YOU ARE HERE*
>get BTFO'd again
>pretend my wall of text is established fact and use it as a pretext to conduct further gayops in the future
>quadruple down
>eat my tendies
>get banned again
>wait till my first ban is up because I'm afraid my dad will hit me again
>go back to the farms and circlejerk about how schizophrenic /pcg/ is
>post a screenshot accidentally exposing my samefaggotry
>get lambasted to tears by my father anyways, beg him not to kick me out
>cry myself to sleep
