>>77324033[Sad News]
An Australian man died earlier today after opening an online message containing shocking and graphic material in video form. Initial reports are saying his untimely death was due to blunt force head trauma from getting up from his chair, slipping on a discarded pair of shorts, smashing his head into the corner of his computer table, getting up, looking at the blood drip from his massive head wound onto his hand, waiting for a little bit more blood to accumulate in his palm, laughing sardonically to himself, squeezing his hand and pretend it made a leather sound, briefly pretending he's a movie character who's not done fighting yet, muttering "mada mada" under his breath, stumbling forwards, slipping on the same pair of shorts, smashing his head on his cabinet, and passing out for over 8 hours in which he experienced an aneurism.
