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This reminds me of a joke.
See, there were these two schizos who were stuck posting in /b/.
And one night, they decide they don't like posting in /b/ any more. They decide to escape back to hlgg.
So, like, they get up onto the roof of their anti thread, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see fresh new IP addresses, ready to take them back to hlgg. To freedom.
Now the first guy, (the deadbeat) he jumps across, with no problem.
But his friend, the egg, his friend doesn't dare make the leap. Y'see, he's scared of falling. Of cracking.
So then, the deadbeat gets an idea. He says,
"Hey, I have some doxx on my phone. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam of light and join me!"
But the second anti just shakes his head. The egg says,
"What do you think I am, schizo?"
"You'd post that doxx before I was half way across!"