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>Membership stream, making his first taco
>"Jesticles" was approved
>Has a water taste test, correctly identifies the Fiji water
>Brian came home, Jerry in shambles
>Forgot to season the ground beef
>Adds the entire Fiji water and seasoning to it, looks like soup
>Mixes and cooks it, almost burns, has to strain it, somehow comes out ok
>Fumbles around with the knife chopping up ingredients
>Eats a 350k scoville pepper, starts choking on it, can barely handle the heat
>Almost gets doxxed by a spoon
>Didn't cook the shell, wanted to microwave it
>Takes a bite, there were more pepper seeds in it, says he hates it
>Got a fucking TACO Piñata, starts BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF IT, took him more strikes than the average 8 year old kid to open it
>The Piñata had milkbones in it, he pretends to eat one
>He also bought an additional 10 pounds of dog treats, he doesn't own a dog (Phantom doesn't count)
>Has existential menhera breakdown
>Threatens to break our spines if we don't show up to Flayon's membership stream tomorrow
>Snaps dog treat like a baby
>Ran out of content to do with 10 minutes left
>Starts stalling for time
>EATS A DOG TREAT FOR REAL THIS TIME
>It tastes like salty Chex cereal
>Jokes about watching Cats the musical for all of his membership streams
>Gives a thumbs-up sideways
>Knocks over his phone before the stream ends
THE PAGLIACCI OF HOLOLIVE PRODUCTIONS ENGLISH
