>>847000>Swapping small plates for larger one in increments, upgrading once they go for seconds with current wares>Using (excessive) butter on pans and excusing as better cleanup>Add more sauces and dairy to dishes you can cook>use heavy cream only in dishes you can hide it in (coffees, cream soups, etc.) or if your partner is into architecture herself subcutaneous fat is good for the booty but heavy in cellulite>coffee is naturally bitter, so unless your partner likes it black it's the easiest place to hide calories without suspicion>upgrade skim/2% milk to "vitamin D" whole milk "for the nutrients" all milk has vitamin D>if she asks to work out, show her weight training instead of cardio to build support while minimizing calorie burn>some brisk walks are fine to help blood flow, but at a certain weight get a bike or let her swim for joint relief>fruits are full of simple sugars but have vitamins, easy to whip up smoothies and hide shit in them>STAY AWAY FROM THE HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP THAT'S HOW YOU GIVE HER THE BEETUS AND KILLER QUEEN>Use weed/Delta-8 gummies (if your girl is into it) to goad her with the munchies if she's standoffishand
>when her gears start turning, do NOT deny her her workout, the grasspill must be chosen not forcefed weight loss is rare, if she does climb the mountain and you still like her, try to get away with a preg suit and roleplay insteadt. the worst excel accountant ever
