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There! Right there!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape she's in
Look at that slightly soft chin
Oh please she's gay, totally gay
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate
This Gal's not gay, I say not gay
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a gal who wears perfume
Is automatically matically fay?
But look at her coiffed and crispy locks
Look at her silk translucent socks
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
What are we seeing?
Is she gay?
Of course she's gay!
Or european?