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just woke up and noticed they didnt read my story. im pretty salty right now ngl this is kinda bullshit. i wonder if they at least read any off stream. anyways here it is if anyone wants to read it:
Tuesday, October 31
"I'm not a chihuahua, I am Moco- er whoops, I mean Fuwawa!"
"Ehehe, Moco-chan, you messed up again! How are we supposed to trick the Ruffians, if you can't even introduce yourself properly?~~"
We have been practicing for hours now and my tummy was starting to hurt. Since Fuwawa suggested we switch beds, I was scared all night and didn't get much sleep in the top bunk bed. I only ate natto today, so I was hungry too. It was gross and sticky, but Fuwawa said it was for the greater good, so I ate 2 beans. All in preparation for the special Halloween stream, in which we planned to play a prank on the Ruffians by dressing up as the other twin and pretending to be each other.
Although we look similar, we're actually quite different, so it's very hard for me to-
"Moco-chan, are you dozing off again? I even cut my hair shorter to match yours, so it's only fair you put some dedication into it. So far, to look more like me, you only put on a padded-"
"I get it, okay?! I'm trying my best!"
"You don't want to disappoint the Ruffians, do you? Repeat after me: 'I am not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa!'"
My sister may be annoying at times, but she is right. Everybody is rooting for me. I can't fail them. I will become Fuwawa. I must... become... Fuwawa...
I am not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa.
I am a chihuahua- No, I messed up!
I am not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa!
I am not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa!
"I am not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa!!!"
"You got it, Moco-chan! I mean Fuwawa *wink wink* ahaha!"
That's right! I get it now! I am Fuwawa. I always was Fuwawa. It's that simple. I am Fuwawa, and next to me is my little sister Mococo! Now, I think we were supposed to start streaming soon...
***
I am dizzy. I am so dizzy. All that natto must've made me ill. But Fuwawa eats natto, and I am Fuwawa...
The Halloween stream went well and everyone had fun, but I am now so so tired... Must go to sleep...
"Moco-chan, don't be silly, that's my bed!
Fine, you must be tired after all this, so I'll just sleep in yours again tonight.~"
What was Mococo saying? Ah, whatever, I don't have time to think. I must rest before FuwaMoco Morning tomorrow...
***
Wednesday, November 1
"Hello hello BAU BAU! It's time for FuwaMoco Morning!"
"I'm not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa!"
"I'm not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa!"
"What?!"
"Eh? Sorry Ruffians, it seems like Moco-chan is still being silly after yesterday."
What did Moco-chan mean by this? She accidentally said my part of our introduction. And why does she keep talking about herself in third person?
"Once more, Moco-chan!"
"Fine"
"I'm not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa!"
"I'm not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa!"
"This is just too much, Moco-chan! If there are any first-time Ruffians here, they must be really confused right now. Let's move on. FuwaMoco Morning is a short format- Moco-chan, what's wrong?"
I've had enough. She is ruining our show. As the older sister, I must teach Mococo some manners!
Wait. I might be really dizzy right now, but I understand the problem. This isn't Mococo. It's me. The person next to me looks exactly like me. But that's impossible. I am me. I am Fuwawa Abyssgard. That means that this person is an impostor, a fraud! I could excuse them trying to trick me, but they also tried to trick the Ruffians, and that's unforgivable!
"Moco-chan, you're being a bit scary right now..."
"Quiet!"
"Eek!"
I've done it now. The Ruffians in the chat are scared, I can tell. But the situation at hand is more important. And where is Moco-chan, my dear sister, anyway? I now realise I hadn't seen her anywhere today. But this impostor... It must've been them! They took my sister away! But who are they? 'I am not a chihuahua, I am Fuwawa'... That's what we both said. But I know I am Fuwawa, so this intruder can't be Fuwawa. Does this mean they're chihuahua? I logically deduce the correct solution. It all makes sense! Chihuahua... She took away Mococo and ruined Fuwamoco Morning. I won't forgive it! I must punish her. I need to save Mococo and the Ruffians under this impostor's spell. That's what a dependable older sister is ought to do...
"Moco-chan, what are you doing!?!"
I am not Mococo. I am Fuwawa.
