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>"WHAT did you say to me, young man?"
>You don't know what came over you, but here you are, making a pass at a woman old enough to be your mother
>"I'll have you know it's positively INdecent to make jokes like that to a woman my age."
>She scoffs, twisting her body away from you and causing her enormous tits to sway
>"Why, to say such a thing to someone with one foot in the grave, it's--"
>She notices you hungrily taking in the curves of her body. The bead of sweat dripping between her cleavage, her panties stuck tight to her fat ass.
>She blushes.
>In a stumbling, imprecise motion she roots around in her giant handbag and pulls out a slip of paper, scribbles on it, and shoves it into your hand
>"J-just don't call after 5... you know" she says with a wink