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>Chilling on the couch with my GF Runie watching One Piece and drinking Phase Connect Coffee
>A scene comes up where Nami sits on Ussop's face
>'Hahaa imagine if you sat on my face wouldn't that be funny' I say to Runie
>She giggles and smiles coyly, 'Would you like to try it anon?'
>'I-I guess we could, but please don't fart if you do'
>'Don't worry anon I would never do such a thing'
>Clueless.jpg
>I get into position and close my eyes, waiting in anticipation for Runie's soft, firm butt to press into my face
>Suddenly I feel a massive weight crushing my skull and quickly open my eyes only to realize that the owner of the gigantic ass on my face wasn't that of Runie, but of Ember Amane
>I let out a scream of terror and pain only for it to be muffled underneath the shear girth of the buttocks now cushioning my entire face
>'Hahaa anon I said I wouldn't fart in your face but I never said anything about Ember doing it to you now did I'
>Oh Shit.webp
>I feel a rumbling from above my face before all of the gas from within Ember's bowels releases at once letting out an explosive gust of wind directly onto my face.
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>My oxygen supply is completely cut off and I am forced to breathe in the pure methane of Ember's brap
>As my vision begins to fade I hear Runie's roaring laughter in the background. Before the darkness completely takes me only one thought remains in my mind
>I have been le rused
