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Almost halfway there, don't let these rrats trip you up:
>Doctors appointment/surgery date was moved up
>Family tragedy
>IRS trouble
>Visa running out
>Depression arc part 2
>Covid vaccine
>Actually dieing/graduating
>Suspension because of a recent collab
>Commited a crime and has to get rid of evidence
>Fucked up her reservation
>Graduating, getting deported, and dieing all at the same time
>Kidnapping mamaloni
>Attacked/raped by/raping manlets
>is actually Anemachi
>Pregnant
>Mind transfer with a robot body
>Kiara did it
>Just wanted more days off
>Lost her voice
>is getting married
>doing it just to make (you) suffer
>Surprise online tour with Fake Type
>Rematch in person with the tank man
>Moving to a new house
>Comatose
>Bullied too much by anon for making bad OPs
>Ran out of breastmilk from selling too much of it
>Dildocart racing in Florida with the moistman
>Left early to record her off collab with Mousey
>Traumatized by Cocock
>Interview with record label
>Working on her WoD campaign
>Writer's block in general
>Blackmailed into flying back to the United States to cough in Iron Mouse's room
>Got into a fight with a corporate Japanese manlet and is still raging about it
>Went on vacation
>Cartels blackmailed her into being a drug mule
>Mafia blackmailing her into giving them money
>She affronted Yakuza leader Kiryu Coco and must pay with her body in a soapland for a week
>Korean geondals are after her for protection money
>Chinese Triads are copying her music through Chinese Napster
>A week long period
>Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility
>Addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get Summer Kiara
>Flying to Italy to buy 5 new horn hats
>Washed away by the tide
>Went on a drunken bender and woke up a thousand miles away
>Is breeding literal rats at home
>Left to kill the dad joke once and for all
>SHE'S HERE breeding schizo rrats
>Training in the room of spirit and time
>Is bi and is staying at home masturbating to porn of Ame while her boyfriend licks her asshole
>Lost her smile like Shawn Michaels
>Taken out on the town by Watame
>Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times
>Back on her reaping duties temporarily
>Intentionally skipping both Ina's and Kiara's 1 million sub celebrations
>Had to take time off to contribute to the 1 million takodachi collage
>Inspired by Gura to go and find her "Dante"
>Listened to all 6 stages of "Everywhere at the End of Time"
>Stuck in an alternate timeline
>Is taking a break of that kit-kat bar
>forgot her meds
>Is collabing with Koopa Fortuna from the hololive global threads
>Buying more plushies/bought too many plushies that she was pushed out of her bed, accelerating her back problems
>Is eliminating all other Mori alters so she can be The One
>Shadowverse training arc with Mousey
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Tracking down the AI-poster who made the June 3rd rrat to make the ultimate grudge post upon her return
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>FGC Autism and is training to play as Sol, Hardcore in Strive
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Becoming a hardcore gamer by playing Doom, Hollow Knight, and Minecraft off stream
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>Is getting a personal nendo made of herslef
>Had to complete the MV for her cover song herself after the original animator backed down
>in the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Lost herself in the music, the moment, you own it
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
Stay strong DeadBeats
