>>102056882>BibushThat's a new one on me.
>>102057666Okay, Satan, you've given me an idea
>maids sex.>specifically, sex between maids.>turns out two of your maids are absolutely horny as fuck for one another but they're both too proper to say anything about it to each other.>instead, they've got a system™.>you start noticing things like your towels are sometimes folded with a triangle at the end.>When you have red wine, occasionally, one of them will put it on the table with the label facing left or right instead of straight at you.>curiously, this happened to the white wine a few times.>Sometimes the cutlery is spaced out more than usual.>one room specifically has the curtain tiebacks arranged slightly differently every so often.>you've noticed that once or twice a week, your morning coffee is a different flavour. It's still delicious, mind you, but the beans are clearly different.>Every now and then, you notice a book in your library or a film in your media collection has been pulled out ever so slightly.>it's the same couple of books/films, too.>You can't figure out why.>Turns out, it's all signals.>triangle towels? Meet me in the greenhouse tonight.>red wine label left or right? One of them is on her period. Bring wipes.>white wine left or right? Squirt on me you whore.>spaced out cutlery? Means meet me in the games room tonight and take me on the snooker table.>tiebacks are different? I want it rough/tie me up.>different coffee to usual? I want it long, slow and romantic.>book pulled out means I have more duties than usual, meet later, a film left pulled out means I'm free, take me at your convenience. Depending on what film or book was left ajar, either Maidronii or MaidRyS left the message.>you think it's all just odd little quirks in your maids' routines, turns out they're fucking like animals all around your house, right under your nose. 