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>npc doing yoga while she's talking to a quest npc
>throws a shovel at him for a bit so she can scold him for his form while he wails in pain
>the other npcs freak out and start shooting randomly
>they start fighting each other, the yoga guy goes down 3 times
>stop fighting as randomly as they started
what the fuck ubisoft even bethesda could handle factions more coherently than this