Quoted By:
THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF AKAI HAATO
To pepelonists who publicly criticize me, ... or who even think unkind thoughts about me in private, I do hereby leave and bequeath: THE PEPELONI CURSE:
No matter how long you live, you will never know any more about Pepelonis than you know today. You will never know any more about what Pepelonis really are, or where they come from. You will never know any more about what the U.S. Government really knows about Pepelonis than you know today. As you lie on your own death-bed you will be as mystified about Pepelonis as you are today. And you will remember this curse.
