>>87149946marry grimmi, easily. She's a perfectly groomable former cult member, I could tell her "HEY TOOTS! If you wash your CLUNGE before I come home, it will improve the health of the family" and she'd do it, and it would work (in her mind). Ecto might piss the bed, but that's a risk I am willing to take when grimmi insists she sleep with us due to her own crippling anxiety, and it will mean no sexy time, but she's loyal. However, I will slowly lose interest in my wife due to lack of physical affection, and I will eventually be led astray behind the piggly wiggly by olivia and have an illegitimate love child aka shondo.
So in short, I go with grimmi
