>>51442115>>51442239Coming in contact with water makes things wet. In other words, if something is wet, it has been touched by water. Knowing this, the question "Is water wet?" becomes:
>Is a body of water being touched by itself?Now, it's common knowledge that "water" translated to Latin is "aqua". And you all know what "touching itself" means. Thus, the question we need to answer becomes:
>Is Aqua currently masturbating?If she is, then yes, water is wet. If she isn't, water is not wet.
QED.
