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>be me
>penthouse haver
>only neighbor is also hoshiyomi
>bump into him on the helipad one day
>he's wearing a soiled diaper and balenciaga hat
>compliments my givenchy colostomy bag
>asks if i want to join him in pissing off our mutual balcony
>accept gladly
>meet up later that night
>he's dressed as suisei
>offers me some lasix and tamsulosin
>spend the first hour swilling cranberry juice and water
>powerful urge to piss
>we stand side by side, our bladders throbbing with the prophecy of release
>whentheleveebreaks.wav
>rivers of reeking piss errupt from each of us
>the flow is so strong i'm starting to get tunnel vision
>we're both spent
>high five, bro grab
>we exchange wry grins at the sounds of screeched tagalog and javanese below
>mfw
