So I was just looking at some meme videos and by dear almighty lord, I think I have found the perfect solution for /uuu/ wars in the future.
JUST PUT IT IN THE LORE YOUR FORESTS ARE FULL OF EXTREMELY POTENT WEED. ANYONE THAT TRIES TO BURN IT DOWN JUST GETS HIGH AF. MAKE IT SO THAT IT JUST EATS THROUGH FILTERS AS WELL!!
God, I'm a genius sometimes.
video, if anybody is interested:
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxjemtpxVCGqxTcRrBdWxYakFkIqlM_ZmY