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>walking through a hallway at uni
>spot a group of finggers all huddled up around some small white button on the wall
>they have six fingers on each hand but otherwise dont differ much from me, so I dont judge
>approach them and see that they're touching the white button without pressing it down fully
>it really is small and I would've missed it if not for them standing around it
>"so hey what are you guys doing?"
>"y'know just playing with the trigga"
>point at the button and raise my eyebrow
>they nod
>try to press it myself
>they go fucking apeshit while wiggling their 6th finger menacingly
>apparently it's a hit with the ladies according to porn videos
>"you can't fucking do that"
>"why?"
>"cause your ancestors pressed triggers which activated miniature guilloutines to cut off my ancestors' 6th finger"
>"woah I didnt know that, uhh, so what does this button do?"
>"nuffin"
>"then why are you standing around it pretending to press it? Apart from the fact, that finger cutting has been outlawed ages ago"
>"you wouldnt get it fivey"
>with this they turn around focusing on the button again
>"fucking fiveys" I hear them mumbling as I leave for my next lecture
