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I wish I was santa claus but for real this time so I could enslave enya as is my god given right over all elves and make her dress in the retarded christmas elf uniform and get to work in my sweatshop factory in the north pole assigned to a line dedicated to producing onaholes modeled after her own cunny so she has to inspect each one knowing that it's destined to be fucked and filled with cum by every good little pyrophile (not gaslighters those faggots stay on the naughty list) out there come christmas day and then one day I show up to pretend I'm working but am actually just finding ways to waste everyone's time like any good manager and I stop by enya's line and praise her for her hard work and say I'd like to give it a test run and she embarrassedly hands over one of the enya onaholes and then say no I meant the real thing and we have SEX
